Netflix & Chill

“Hey Siri…Sugar Foot, Can you tell me if I’m watching “Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed” or the beginning of a BDSM porno.

I don’t need my wife rifling through my Netflix queue and questioning whether or not she married some kind of closeted sexual deviant.

Our sex life is bad enough as it is, I don’t need to get separated from my kids because of a simple misunderstanding. Thanks Hun.”