Entries by The Kid From Buffalo

Netflix & Chill

A post shared by The Kid From Buffalo (@thekidfrombuffalo) on May 4, 2017 at 1:02am PDT “Hey Siri…Sugar Foot, Can you tell me if I’m watching “Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed” or the beginning of a BDSM porno. I don’t need my wife rifling through my Netflix queue and questioning whether or not she married […]

“I Got Shotgun”

A post shared by The Kid From Buffalo (@thekidfrombuffalo) on May 14, 2017 at 7:34am PDT This girl picked me up the other night and when she arrived, I hopped in her backseat like I had just ordered an Uber. At first she thought it was funny but quickly became mad at me, because I […]

1-800-273-8255 – Suicide Prevention LifeLine

I lost both my parents to suicide. When you lose a parent, you gain perspective. You begin to see the world differently than they once intended. When you finally come to the realization, that the most valuable thing in this world, is time itself. You begin to question why so many people take it for […]

Happy Birthday George Carlin

“I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: “Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no “I” in team.’ Happy Birthday to George Carlin. It’s because of this man, that I have the courage to do and say the things I believe in, regardless of political […]

The Divided States of America

7 A post shared by The Kid From Buffalo (@thekidfrombuffalo) on May 6, 2017 at 3:44pm PDT America has gone from “the greatest country on earth”, to the crazy people living in Canada’s basement. At this rate, Mexico is going to build their own wall and hire undocumented Mexican workers from every home depot parking […]